looool, I just found this in my inbox. Is it weird that I’m a little starstruck?
art by Kate Beaton
I don’t think you understand how thoroughly integrated into my vernacular “what if your wife orbits my dick” has become.
That isn’t even a relevant comeback to anything that’s ever said to me, but still.
just…DOESN’T FEEL RIGHT ANY OTHER WAY…
there are people who DON’T?!
Pretty sure they’re specifically designed for their respective ear, anyway.